r/funny • u/deprecatedfreak • 20d ago
I mean, it kinda is...
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u/Roook36 20d ago
"Did you pee your pants"
"There was piss running down my legs. But I did not pee my pants"
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u/h3lloth3r3k3nobi 20d ago
was somebody elses piss...
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u/mcspecialkk 20d ago
These arent my pants
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u/SgtTamama 20d ago
Why is he wearing sunglasses inside?
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u/Sikah_dikah 20d ago
Cause he’s crying
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u/racoondeg 20d ago
No, there's just tears in his eyes, he's not crying
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u/TwigSmitty 20d ago
There is no evidence to suggest the tears are in his eyes. They just run down his face. He’s not crying.
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u/Taint_Expert 20d ago
He covers why he’s wearing sunglasses later in the interview. The tldr is that he had various mens assholes on and around his eyes the day before and he got smacked with quadruple pink-eye
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u/thefunkybassist 20d ago
There are glasses, and sometimes they block the sun, but they are not sunglasses
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u/BALDWARRIOR 20d ago
Eye damage from his fighting days.
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u/socokid 20d ago
LOL
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u/ronytheronin 20d ago
Hey don’t laugh, that last fight against Greta Thunberg gave him serious injuries!
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u/Undead_archer 20d ago
Is this a real interview?
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u/TackyBrad 20d ago
He really spoke to him and was asked questions, which he answered, for television, but this is not an interview.
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u/Browncoatdan 20d ago
He also claims he's not bald.
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u/ukyah 20d ago
I want your comment to be true.
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u/IgorTheHusker 20d ago
According to him, he shaves his head because he is a genius who has figured out being bald is less maintenance and NOT because he is balding.
Pictures of him after his stint in a romanian prison proves otherwise.
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u/imashape 20d ago
It’s way more maintenance being bald if your hair actually grows
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u/pallentx 20d ago
Not if you induce baldness by eating nuclear waste for breakfast and through excess testosterone.
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u/Raeandray 20d ago
Imagine being this ridiculously insecure. It would be sad if he weren't so influential.
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u/NICEnEVILmike 20d ago
Lol. You can literally see his hair follicles on the side of his head, yet none on the top.
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u/RobsterCrawSoup 20d ago
He sounds like Dave Chappelle's impression of a white dude.
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u/RavenBrannigan 20d ago
I’ll never unhear this. And I’m pretty sure from now on I’ll enjoy Andrew Tate content.
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u/spacemanspiff266 20d ago
he’s got the voice and mannerisms of a kid going through puberty.
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u/SkollFenrirson 20d ago edited 20d ago
And the attitude and
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u/Calm-Tree-1369 20d ago
He's the kind of guy that dumb 11 year old boys think is cool and macho, but older dudes with life experience just scoff at.
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u/spike73193 20d ago
Reminds me of DJ Khaled "not quitting" hot ones 2 wings in, which Sean instantly called him on that he was quitting
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u/FeelTheCoze 20d ago edited 19d ago
Holy shit, that's what this twat sounds like??
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡
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u/heyyou11 20d ago
Outwardly slightly less trashy Jersey Shore.
That voice, though... he could be an incel redditor.
Is he just a robot controlled from some mom's basement?
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u/Stolehtreb 20d ago
My autistic cousin talks in this over annunciated way, and when he sees someone on TV talk that way, he yells “You can’t talk that way! That’s my way!” He’s hilarious.
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u/heyyou11 20d ago
That's great! Yeah after thinking "incel", I thought autistic spectrum next (but I felt the latter did not deserve the comparison as much).
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u/DrifterBG 20d ago
He's doing the usual projection that these types will do.
Talking about the matrix trying to trap and trick you all the time? It's because he is the matrix trying to trap and trick people.
Checkmake Matrixists.
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u/SmugCapybara 20d ago
I find Andrew Tate inspiring.
If this Dobby-the-house-elf-looking dingleberry could convince hundreds of thousands of people that he's the embodiment of masculinity, then you can do literally anything you set your mind to.
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u/PuzzleheadedGuide184 20d ago
He’s a cunt isn’t he
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u/deprecatedfreak 20d ago
Many people do not like that word, but there's often no word suitable enough. I fully agree.
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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou 20d ago
You know a person is bad when they are so bad that they make you like the other bad person.
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u/fridaystrong23 20d ago edited 20d ago
there were fluid streaming from my tear ducts, scientists haven’t discovered why, yet. I’ve been told this is a human phenomenon, probably resulting from living among them
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u/ashamaniq 20d ago
For being Mr Macho man he does sound like his testicles didn’t fully drop until he was 20
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u/Taint_Expert 20d ago
Is that his real voice? He sounds like the bug villian in men in black?????? “More sugar”
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u/Vegetable-Ad8473 20d ago
God, anyone dumb enough to buy into the bullshit Andrew Tate is trying to sell is a complete tard.
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u/name-classified 20d ago
would you believe there are hundreds of thousands who line his pockets with the snakeoil he shills and self-help motivational BS
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u/Slartibartfast39 20d ago
What a numpty. Crying doesn't make you "a manly man" but lying about like that does make you cowardly.
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u/MattJuice3 20d ago
It’s satire bro, everything about Tate is satire. I genuinely don’t see how anyone can watch this clip and not immediately realize it’s clear and obvious satire.
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u/327thCloneTrooper 20d ago
Were you asleep?
My eyes were closed, and I was unconscious, but I wasn't asleep.
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u/owlincoup 20d ago
Ok, old man here and I'm never really sure what to believe on reddit. Can someone please explain to me if this is a joke or not
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u/deprecatedfreak 20d ago
The humor comes from the situational irony of Tate saying that whilst tears did fall down his face, he did not cry.
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u/owlincoup 20d ago
Ok, so this is real and the guy being asked about crying is just in denial then. Its so dumb I legitimately thought this was a joke. I laughed when he said he had tears running down his face but wasn't crying thinking it was a joke.
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u/JGratsch 20d ago
I would be more than okay if this person just sort of disappeared off the face of the earth.
Edit: In the most alpha way possible. Derp.
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u/BreckenridgeBandito 20d ago
Lmao is that really what bitch boys voice sounds like? I already hated him, now I think of him as more of a clown figure. Mickey Mouse ass voice 😂
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u/RedDirtNurse 20d ago
Actors hate him! There were tears, but he didn't cry using this one weird trick!
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u/Romanscott618 20d ago
Why does it sound like he’s doing an awful impression of a British accent? 😂
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u/anil_robo 20d ago
On the flip side I have seen people claim they cried but there were no tears. What about that?
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u/Optimisticatlover 20d ago
Tate used to talk about women and how he don’t like marriages etc
Now he said after living abroad and getting older , he would like to have a wife someday and grow old together
Yea no shit Sherlock … people mature differently and at the end it’s always better to listen to someone who have experience and wise instead of angry boy
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u/DLTfuture72 20d ago
Tate transcends conventional emotions as us mortals can understand, it’s highly likely he’s telling the truth here.
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u/Definitely_Working 20d ago
i miss when tate was just known for this kinda humor and didnt become so wrapped up in the whole "matrix" bullshit. i always found this character to be funny until it became a pyramid scheme. remind me of his old "sparkling water" bit lol
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u/BigTChamp 20d ago
Was there ever a time when he wasn't openly known for being a right wing misogynist bro though?
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u/Definitely_Working 20d ago
no he always was but it was funny when it wasnt being monetized so much. i knew he was playing an over the top dumb character and it was just goofy sarcasm with just a hint of truth. ive never really concerned myself with the whole "oh no, now some 12 year olds gonna take it seriously and go from a normal child to hating women!" aspect because he was just making goofy ass videos that would show up on my comedy podcast (YMH). im not worried about being swayed so i could just laugh at his monologues about how he wont drink normal water cause you can get that shit for free. it was just silly
now its just become this giant movement. i still find him goofy but now i have to hear about it constantly. people who follow him take him too seriously, people that dont follow him take him WAY too seriously. its become this giant money siphon that has all the negative qualities they pretend they are living outside of. corporate rot.
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u/marriedtoranch 20d ago
Interesting and very relatable take. I am in a similar boat. I choose to pretend to not know him and avoid discussions about him. If you dismiss people on it I feel like it just will eventually go away. Feels nice to be understood.
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